You Tube, Carrie Underwood, and American Idol Edits

Okay, so I'm dinking around YouTube today and I find two videos of
Carrie Underwood's audition--an edited and unedited one. AMAZING the
kind of stuff they tweak for viewers. Paula wasn't present when she
auditioned (see the unedited version), but in the shorter edited
version, magically she's there! Also, they had her cluck like a chicken
and the actually discussed her having a third nipple!?!?!! Honestly.
Thepre -audition interviews must be brutal; that's what I've learned
from the unedited version. Oh, and more confirmation that Simon is a
pig. I think he only chews on a pencil when he's attracted to a
contestant. Dirty old man.

Edited version:



Unedited version: