The Good, The Bad, The Weird.

OK, SO let's start with just the good. Blake Lewis brings back his Michael Winslow like vocal effects and impresses everyone. The Jamoroquai song was an excellent choice and his version was the definition of "The Good". Chris Sligh continues to impress with "Trouble", definitely took the opportunity to showcase his voice, point out that fat weird looking guys can have hot wives and of course to truly entertain the audience. Chris Richardson rounds out the good for the guys by displaying that he can match vocal talent with air control, I thought it was excellent even if my wife didn't like it.

On the ladies good side we of course start with Lakisha, she came out and threw down and made us all fans once again. I know you are all thinking Melinda surpassed her with this appearance, but I still prefer Lakisha. Melinda let us in on her fashion secrets which come from a pre-made manual her friend set up for her. Jordin continues to show that age has nothing to do with talent, but I could be wrong, she just might keep getting better and better as she gets older.

The bad is a simple list just subtract the weird from the good and what's left is just bad.

The weird is the part that has me confused. What is the deal with Sanjaya, he's just not projecting, not performing and not impressing anyone. The weird was the whole hat and ponytail combination with his massive eyebrows, he looked like a muppet. Thankfully AJ figured he would help Sanjaya out by being even weirder. It was almost like watching a drag queen rehearse, no wig, no dress, just discomforting arm movements and dancing. The hero of the weird is our friend Jared. What is that thing he is doing with his hands. He has big giant long creepy boney fingers and he makes all kinds of strange gestures and poses with them. He has one where he lays his hand palm up and his fingers in the #1 position, but the pointer top knuckle is bent and the thumb is out and he slides it back and forth. When he's done with that creepy move he points his crypt keeper fingers at us and lures us into the next creepy hand gesutre. It's like they're never going to stop.

The ladies are weird too, well some of them are. Leslie appearently only wears boots and seems to have no spine, it's like watching a Holly Hobby doll sing. Antonella Barba continues to prove that there are tons of losers out there who will vote for any skank who removes her top. Another horrific performance which was almost annoying to watch, not to mention the real dirty pictures were taken on a war memorial, I guess the funeral parlour was closed. Alaina's voice was all over the place, I don't think a rack of harmonizers would have helped, but that's not the weird part. The weird part is that she decided to sing the Dixie chicks, we've been indundated with their crap songs this month already, why join the list.

Men's Top Three: Chris Sligh, Blake Lewis, Chris Richardson
Men's Bottom Three: Brandon Rogers, AJ Tabaldo, Nick Pedro
Sanjaya should be gone, but I think the little girls are all power voting for him.

Women's Top Three: Lakisha, Melinda, Jordin
Women's Bottom Three: Leslie, Haley, Alaina
Antonella should go home but the real and fake dirty pictures will keep her going.