Best Talent Ever!

Well, I actually think they say that every year as part of their usual hyperbole, but it was a pretty good night. Last season I spent way too much time analyzing the Top 24, and half of them are gone in the first few weeks, so this season I'll be saving my detailed analysis for the actual Top 12. First, my random thoughts . . .

Where can I get one of those spare tire coffee tables? Oh wait! I'll just add some plexiglass to the old tire I have in my trunk. Seriously, where do they get this stuff? Do we really need themes right now? If using up the 1960s this time means we're going to have to have One-Hit Wonder week in the future then I say let them go back to choosing whatever they want for now. I think making them choose from every song known to man actually really weeds out people that will make poor choices down the road. Did anyone else catch Simon drinking from his coffee cup instead of those enormous Coke glasses (thank you to my wife for catching that one)? I'm wondering if they pick a couple of people knowing they have no hope of progressing beyond Week 1. Simon seemed particularly ornery this week. He's probably still steaming at Kyle being left out. I wonder which of this bunch he'd rather have seen leave. Randy must not like these girls that much because he didn't refer to them as the Ladies Dog Pound. Also, at one point there were 11 of the girls in the crowd, and then at the end I think there were only 10. Wonder what that means. I didn't know they could keep using instruments now, but I'm glad Jason did. Nice touch. I know exactly what Simon is saying about Robbie Carrico. He may be a rocker at heart, but he doesn't fit in with rockers we've seen up until now. It doesn't mean he's not a rocker, just that he's a peculiar one.

This week I'm handing out awards, but unlike your Junior High School Talent Show, not everyone will necessarily get an award. Don't worry, you'll (probably) have your chance.

YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO GET COCKY YET AWARD: Chikezie

SURPRISE IN A GOOD WAY AWARD: Jason Castro

HE CAN SING BUT HE STILL ANNOYS ME AWARD: David Hernandez

NOT AS BAD AS I EXPECTED AWARD: Danny Noriega

YOU'RE SO GOOD I HOPE THEY EVENTUALLY STOP MENTIONING YOUR AGE AWARD (A.K.A. KEVIN COVAIS WISHES HE WERE ME AWARD): David Archuleta

SURPRISE IN AN UNDERWEAR FOR CHRISTMAS KIND OF WAY AWARD: Chikezie (Ruben Lite is now 100% Ruben Free)

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE JOURNEY AWARD: (Tie) Jason Yeager and Garrett Haley

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SONG AWARD: Luke Menard

KEANU REEVES (OR PERHAPS JACK BLACK) LOOK-ALIKE AWARD: David Cook

ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVEN'T DONE THIS BEFORE AWARD: Michael Johns

MY TOP THREE: Michael Johns, David Archuleta, Jason Castro
WHO'S GOING HOME (NOT NECESSARILY MY BOTTOM TWO): Jason Yeager and Garrett Haley
BE GLAD ONLY TWO LEAVE THIS WEEK: Luke Menard

On to the girls!